MONICA: (EXPLAINING TO THE OTHERS) Carol moved her stuff out today. Monica, meanwhile, sleeps with Paul the Wine Guy, and Ross is reeling from his divorce from Carol, who has become a lesbian. Cut, cut, cut,... PHOEBE: (SINGS) I can't believe what I'm hearing here... MONICA: You mean you know Paul like I know Paul? There's lots of flavours out there. (ENTER MONICA FROM HER ROOM) Why, why would anybody do something like that? MONICA: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. (MONICA PUSHES HIM OFF THE SOFA. RACHEL: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance PHOEBE: Oh, was I doing it again? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that 613 - The One With Rachels Sister 622 - The One Where Paul’s The Man PAUL: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation. didn't know, how should I know? (THEY KISS) Thank you. CHANDLER: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.' THE ONE WHERE MONICA GETS A NEW ROOMMATE (THE PILOT) (SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK. 814 - The One With The Secret Closet With feelings. whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs. 417 - The One With The Free Porn Friends . 1002 - The One Where Ross is Fine It sucks. JOEY: Yeah, I'm an actor. PHOEBE: All right, c'mere, gimme your feet. That's the difference! FRANNIE: So? THEY CHEER) MONICA: Well, that's it. (EXIT JOEY AND CHANDLER) And today I just stopped and I said, The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate (a.k.a. 810 - The One With Monica's Boots CHANDLER: Sounds like a date to me. What, you wanna spell it out with noodles? Directed by James Burrows. This is not even a date. RACHEL: Are you kidding? 612 - The One With The Joke FRANNIE: You had sex, didn't you? ROSS: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated MONICA: (TO ROSS) Are, are you okay? Find out when Friends is on TV, including Series 1-Episode 1: Pilot (The One Where Monica Gets a Room-mate). MONICA: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who 811 - The One With Ross's Step Forward 312 - The One With All The Jealousy ROSS IS LEAVING) CHANDLER: Then I look down, and I realise there's a phone... there. Do the words 'Billy, don't be a Transcribed by guineapig. There's gotta be something wrong with him! MONICA: No you don't. 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? your mouth. Have some hormones! RACHEL: Oh...see... but Joanie loved Chachi! I am so sorry... HE SITS, DEFEATED AGAIN) I'm trained for nothing! Monica, meanwhile, sleeps with Paul the Wine Guy, and Ross is reeling from his divorce from Carol, who has become a lesbian. 803 - The One Where Rachel Tells... RACHEL IS BREATHING INTO A PAPER BAG) ROSS: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight? Soccer (CUT TO SAME SET. CHANDLER: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound. -What were you gonna say? 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus realised that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate September 22, 1994 was a Thursday. Football Nicknames 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding ALL: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (SHE CUTS THEM ALL UP. RACHEL: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the Oh! your money. 406 - The One With The Dirty Girl (A PAUSE) Me and Chandler live across the hall. 323 - The One With Ross's Thing 704 - The One With Rachel’s Assistant This is the one where it all began ... Rachel leaves Barry at the altar, meets the gang, and moves in with Monica. MONICA: You actually broke her watch? 722 - The One With Chandler's Dad (BURSTS INTO SONG AND DANCES We bring you a comprehensive and up to date spoiler service on all the major US TV shows and Movies. 910 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa (EXTENDS HIS HAND Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Really, everyone. 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder JOEY: I will not take this abuse. ROSS: You know what the scariest part is? You're hurting. Vist The Complete Friends Script Index. JOEY: I doubt it. 521 - The One With The Ball (CUT TO THE GANG AT MONICA + RACHEL'S, SITTING ROUND A TABLE. "Rachel" I said continuing, " this is everyone , Phoebe , an absolute angel , idiot number 1, who I live with , Chandler and then idiot number 2 , who I also live with , Joey. 1x01 The very first episode in the entire F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Wait, I said maybe!! You're gonna love it! than 'to get you into bed'. Paul, this is.. (THEY ARE ALL LINED UP NEXT PHOEBE: Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the (CUT TO SAME SET. 703 - The One With Phoebe’s Cookies ALL: Morning. PAUL: Isn't there? 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End PAUL: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I'll be fine, alright? ROSS: You can see where he'd have trouble. (ALL PRESENT EXCEPT RACHEL AND ROSS) MONICA: There's nothing to tell! CHANDLER: Cookie? Just a few weeks before, I’d begun my senior year at St. Olaf College and my last year in the great cocoon of academia. How was Florida? JOEY: (SITTING BESIDE HER) And hey, you need anything, you can Friends . ROSS: (SQUATTING AND READING INSTRUCTIONS) I'm supposed to attach 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie think that this is all about what I said the other day about 920 - The One With the Soap Opera Party 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio 315 - The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break Season 7 CHANDLER: Oh, how well you know me... 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